bear moon

How gay men describe the bare ass of a heterosexual man

Dude he had the best bear moon. Totally wanted to smash it

by Aliasdove September 5, 2017

Bear

A fat lard of a man with loads of hair usually gay

Robert loves Bears

by Ohyehacuuuu April 15, 2020

teddy bear mom

a mom who is overly concerned with her kid's bedtime

"yo, my mom made me go to bed at like 8pm last night, so I missed the game"

"dang, you missed a good one - she's such a teddy bear mom!"

by RorosDad February 28, 2025

Aly bear

Someone that acts very friendly.

Bro you are so Aly bear .
He is very Aly bear.

by alusian boar December 25, 2023

Choochy Bear

A funny bear that always makes you laugh .

I always get a good laugh when I hang out with Choochy Bear .

by The queen of England April 16, 2021

popa bear

A person who has an unusual attraction to animals especially sheep. Aka sheep shagger.

That sheep is walking funny, must have found a Popa bear last night.

by MuffinMuncher 1984 December 2, 2017

Stoned Bear

That ONE fucking guy you're camping with that decides to spark a reefer while everybody's sleeping, gets the nuclear munchies, and barges into the tents at 2:37 AM searching for snacks like a stoned bear.

(tent starts rustling)
John: (wakes up) oh fuck guys i think there might be a bear outside
Jack: (wakes up) wait what
Valentyn - there's bear outside? ooh no no no
(Tent unzips)
Dax: (falls into the tent)
Dax: y'all know where we put the reeses cups at
Jack: Dax its 2:37 AM, why're you barging into the tents like a stoned bear
Valentyn: чертовски!

by TurksAgainstVapes October 7, 2024