This girl has a brick phone and it gets a phone call so it starts vibrating. I'm sure you guys know where this is going but ill explain even more. She puts the phone in her cat and starts putting it in and out.
Jack: "Yo watch 1 girl 1 phone it's a really good film about this phone that tells a girl what to do. If she does not follow she will die..."
Tom: "Ok give me a second! That sounds so interesting!"
Next day later
Jack: "How was the video?"
Tom: "SHUT THE FUXK UP"
Tom: "Ok give me a second! That sounds so interesting!"
Next day later
Jack: "How was the video?"
Tom: "SHUT THE FUXK UP"
by D4ddyCh1ll~! December 12, 2022
Get the 1 girl 1 phonemug. 
by SheathFromRR March 18, 2022
Get the June 1 2016mug. A assistant scale that men use to rate a female. Typically used to rate body type then used to rate the facial features.
Dave: on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale what was your blind date?
Corey: body was at least a 9 and face was a 4 ,man. I couldn't get over her unibrow and huge nose.
Corey: body was at least a 9 and face was a 4 ,man. I couldn't get over her unibrow and huge nose.
by -major disappointment September 13, 2016
Get the 1-10 female attractivenessmug. by masonthemissile November 19, 2022
Get the 1mug. geheime code om penetratie van achteren te beschrijven. vaak wordt het gebruik om de context van een situatie te wijzigen.
by kaasbroodje95 February 15, 2019
Get the 1 0 6mug. There's no end to the madness!
It doesn't matter about what they put down, whoever is looking at it will only look at what's when and where. Changing a 1 to a 0 is really kinda childish but it keeps you giggling I guess you grown up!
by Enter pen name here. October 19, 2023
Get the Changing a 1 to a 0mug.