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pointless fuck

sexual act executed between two persons and based mainly on instantaneously built mutual attraction and sexual arousal regardless of their past, present or future relationships.
"nothing is better than old good pointless fuck"
by Asano February 18, 2015
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dickhole fucking

a disturbing new trend in gay sex. a man with an erect penis inserts his member into his partner's flaccid wang. when performing this sex act, the man fucking the limp dick must be careful to not cum inside the shaft or the dude's gonna have massive blueballs and a veritable sperm turf war going on in his testicles.
I heard about dickhole fucking last night on Dateline, man I thought getting a q-tip shoved down my urethra was bad.
by Ben Verbeck January 6, 2008
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dumb fuck

A dumb fuck is someone who did something incredibly stupid trying to be funny.
The person who put Youngjae from B.A.P as the meaning of 'betrayer' here on Urban Dictionary is a dumb fuck
by himpipi February 15, 2013
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Fuck Station

A girl your gonna abuse in many different sexual ways
(used in conshohocken)
I'm getting dressed tonight, were goin out to manayunk and I'm finding my new Fuck Station
by Michael Roberts May 10, 2007
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Micro-fucked

Any time a problem with a product from Microsoft elicits a response of "Fucking Microsoft!".
A blue screen of death occurs to which the user yells "Fucking Microsoft!"; you have just been micro-fucked.
by Dirty Paco October 30, 2006
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Knee fuck

when someone (preferbly female) bends their knee forming a crease between the thigh and calf, the penis is then inserted inside this crease. you then hump it rythmycally until a climax is reached
she was too tired for me to fuck her normally so i knee fucked her, damn it was so good
by gangsta ass pepsi hater May 10, 2004
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field fuck

A complely non-homosexual but very sexual looking act preformed mostly by US Marines and Army soldiers to piss off their comrades and or superiors. This generally involves one soldier being 'the bitch' and recieving less than welcome sexual acts to himself from the other marines.
Dude, you should have been there, we field fucked the shit out of Ted!
by sir nick the great March 19, 2006
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