Alley was drunk and depressed, so he decided to Chris Brown his mother without her even noticing him.
by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022
Get the Chris Brownmug. a big strong man formally named Christopher, changed his named because it wasn't Manley enough big strong and handsome amazing at sports gets all the girls
by big handsome man February 21, 2025
Get the Chris Riordanmug. A Chris is annoying little spastic. A Chris would always talk annoying things over the phone and when it comes to life he would run away. Chris is a small little virgin that will never get a girlfriend
by BillIsMyGuy September 18, 2020
Get the Chrismug. Chris is a very cute guy yes and his personality is great. But chris is a guy who will either get your hopes up or break your heart when you are tied around his finger. He is a very smart guy and act like he doesnt know you after you break up. He breaks up with you for so many stupid reasons. Then he will get with another girl. My advice dont date a chris.
by Heyyyraine January 25, 2020
Get the Chrismug. A stack of chris chan, chris chans, a chris chan, or a channy, is a reference to the uncanny resemblance Chris Chan has to Benjamin Franklin, who appears on the 100 Dollar Bill. To have a stack of "chris chan" is to mean you have acquired an immense amount of wealth.
Similar to a "Band", "Benjamins", "Bennies", and "Hunnids" to name a few.
Some people say "smoking that chris chan"/"smoking a pack of chris chan" as well, to reference an extravagant lifestyle, referencing either expensive product that is being smoked, or referencing their lavish spending habits.
Similar to a "Band", "Benjamins", "Bennies", and "Hunnids" to name a few.
Some people say "smoking that chris chan"/"smoking a pack of chris chan" as well, to reference an extravagant lifestyle, referencing either expensive product that is being smoked, or referencing their lavish spending habits.
I'm in the mountains smoking a stack of chris chan, I'm fiending for yodie land...
Spin the block I'm shaking these nigga's down, thinking they thugs until I make them do the chris chan flow
Spin the block I'm shaking these nigga's down, thinking they thugs until I make them do the chris chan flow
by TrulyHumbledUnderGod December 12, 2023
Get the stack of chris chanmug. Christopher's tend to by shy individuals, but don't be fooled: when a Christopher emerges from his shell, it is like seeing the brightest, heart-warming rays of sunshine, on a rainy, cloud-besmirched day. Once you know him, you'll discover that he's one of the most thoughtful, witty, intelligent people that you will ever encounter. Arguments and debates are his strong points He makes you smile, and laugh inadvertently- you don't even realise you're smiling, until he points it out with a magical, charming chuckle, in his voice.
Girl: I wish my guy could be more like Christopher.CVery talented and passionate about what he does. He strives and doesn't give up. Christopher's usually get to know one girl and then date her for a long period of time. They prefer a long solid relationships.
Stella:"Hey remember Christopher?"
Lucy:"From summer? yeah what about him?"
Stella:"He's my favorite."Maybe when you first meet a Christopher they'll seem like a jerk, and hurt you emotionally multiple times, or possible make the lamest jokes but one day he'll make up for it all, the best he can. Christophers will eventually realize the love that they've stored in a safe place for you. Christophers usually have the most gorgeous smile out there, and the most seductive voice.
Girl: I wish my guy could be more like Christopher.CVery talented and passionate about what he does. He strives and doesn't give up. Christopher's usually get to know one girl and then date her for a long period of time. They prefer a long solid relationships.
Stella:"Hey remember Christopher?"
Lucy:"From summer? yeah what about him?"
Stella:"He's my favorite."Maybe when you first meet a Christopher they'll seem like a jerk, and hurt you emotionally multiple times, or possible make the lamest jokes but one day he'll make up for it all, the best he can. Christophers will eventually realize the love that they've stored in a safe place for you. Christophers usually have the most gorgeous smile out there, and the most seductive voice.
by hell god ss December 5, 2017
Get the chris bishopmug. by Yuwiifude27 April 29, 2019
Get the Chrismug.