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Peruvian Double Take

The act of ejaculating on a girls bush and letting it age for at least a month to a year. Then taking shears and revealing her Inca temple and then Indiana Jones that shit face first and then bust a nut in her cooch and then push her down the stairs.
"She was a thing of beauty I knew I had to make a Peruvian Double Take with this lady"
by Dr. Fell Boien June 4, 2024
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Take a nap

Okay, I don't know if you people are mentally ill or just stupid but these definitions are way off. Taking a nap means to sleep for a bit if you feel tired but it's not quite time for you to go to bed.
Oh my gosh, I am getting tired but it is too early to turn in for the night.

You should probably take a nap.
by SLAY!!!! March 29, 2023
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skunk guts are a euphemism for a lady's vagina. Pound town is a term for having sex. Therefore taking the skunk guts to pound town is a way of implying that the only part of the woman you are engaging in sex with is her vagina.
She wasn't much to look at, and we all hoped she'd stop talking, but Greg sure was focused on taking the skunk guts to pound town.
by Anonymous ====D~~ October 11, 2019
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mickey-taking

An act of mockery, parody or piss-taking.
Back in our school days, our relationship was based on mickey-taking.
by NatBarr December 13, 2016
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Take the Shortcut

To walk in circles around your highschool to avoid going to class.
Cora: Oh shit, I've got Mrs. Crandall's class next and she's a total bitch.
Oliver: Let's take the shortcut.
by SquidyKitty June 18, 2015
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Taking their stack

Taking their stack refers to when one individual or group takes the possessions of someone else/ group. It can be used in any context not just materialistic such as when you effortlessly outsmart someone in a game or competition, leaving them with nothing but a metaphorical stack of defeat, while you bask in the glory of victory and maybe even a little smugness.
An example: Two individuals (are negotiating a contract with two sporting clubs, one offering $50,000 net and another offering $55,000 gross. They don't check properly and go with the $55,000 contract. These two individuals tell their mates about the first club offer and decide to take the $50,000 contract. The original two individuals soon realise gross mean before tax leaving them with a mear $35,000. In this case the second two people "took their stack"
we took their stack
we love taking their stack
by Bougel19 May 6, 2024
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Don’t take your guns to town

A euphemism for do not get completely obliterated at your local bar and even expect to drive away intoxicated!
Some poor “mule” decided it was a great idea to don’t take your guns to town and wound up camping outside of federal penitentiary somehow.
by DaveShaw June 7, 2018
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