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taking a schmidt

When a man is so henpecked by the females in his household that he can only take a pee sitting down, just like a female does.

Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.
"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."
by ferdii6069 May 31, 2016
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Take down

To sneakily take something from someone or rob them for it
Jake: I just took down lil Rodney

Darnell: damn why
Jake: it was a easy take down he sweet
by Mr meatballs March 9, 2025
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Take a Kirby

Patrick proceeded to take a Kirby before his date.
by Kirby.PinkPuff July 26, 2022
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Take a Stick to It

Forget finesse; it’s hammer time. When you're fed up with a problem that just won't budge and decide the only logical solution is to metaphorically (or literally) beat it into submission. Usually involves aggressive levels of determination and a touch of creativity
McCarty and Roby stare at the broken irrigation system on the deck.
McCarty: This dang thing's glued shut, I swear.
Roby: (picks up a stick) Sometimes, you just gotta take a stick to it.
Roby smacks the pipe with the stick like he’s auditioning for a drum solo. Water bursts out and they exchange laughs.
by RoflcopteringPotench January 25, 2025
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take a camel

A phrase, to do something in a way which is stereotypical of someone's race, culture, religion, ethnicity or nationality. Coined from Ann Coulter's reply to a Muslim student at a speech at a university in Ontario, when asked what mode of transport to take instead of planes or a magic carpet. Also taking a camel or taking the camel.
Person 1: Why are you trying to eat your steak with chopsticks? Don't take a camel mate. *hands knife and fork*
Person 2: Thanks.
by Raymond2010 - Jessie May 18, 2014
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Hans was running from Riggs and Murtaugh just trying to take the Beamer to Tim Robbins house.
by Fishpatty Nelson August 17, 2024
mugGet the Take the Beamer to Tim Robbins housemug.

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