Simp

Noun: A premature ejaculating beta male who is ashamed of his masculinity and regularly hen-pecked.

Richard: I cucked Dan last night.

Steve: What a simp.

Dan: Richard tried to cuck me last night but he couldn’t get hard.

Steve: What a simp.

by Heinrich Schenker November 29, 2020

Simp

Piper

Piper is a simp

by Rainbowglittersparkles October 01, 2020

Simp

Piper, piper is a simp

Piper the simp

by Rainbowglittersparkles October 01, 2020

Simp

Tashi

did you hear about that simp tashi?

by asdfgjhbdfkjvbk March 12, 2020

Simp

Someone who talks to a girl like they are the best thing in the world.

Jerry is a fucking simp, all he does is talk to kayla all day about spongebob

by Gxabriell April 05, 2021

Simp

Pie

Pie is a simp

by Simpingpump January 31, 2022

SIMP

(Sucker Idolising Mediocre Pussy) Basically a person (usually a guy to a girl) who does nice things for.someone they like (usually involving the simp sacrificing their time,money e.t.c. ) in a desperate attempt to please them. The person does not often get with the simp afterwards despite all this

"Can you believe Abel donated 1000 to some Twitch streamer girl he likes"
"Damn...I always knew he was a simp."

by MLeeNG August 31, 2020