Chemical nut

When you’re satisfying your significant others penis and the ejaculate a significant amount of nut that can only be described as chemical tasting.

“Danny boy nutted in my throat I tried to swallow but it tasted like chemical nut.... damn Daniel”

by Meatballslovesdick November 22, 2018

Deez Nuts

An old joke that some people rarely use to tick someone off...

"Hey! Guess what came in the mail today?"
DEEZ NUTS! HA GOTTEEM!
"I'm outta here..."

by fakename06 November 11, 2017

deez nuts

a shit insult from 2021 made by a bunch of unfunny inbred american twats

deez nuts in yo mamas mouf

by americaslanderer January 16, 2022

nut nazi

Hardcore $lut

"man that girl from last night was a real nut nazi"

by Bigpurple15 January 12, 2016

Nut Joustin

The act of strapping young men with engorged jabberwalkies hunkin their junk in ALLLL the wrong directions

"Ay yo, I got dis itch tuh go nut jousting! You wanna cum?"
"Ay man, I got duh bad case of duh nut noms! Git it on!"

by Triwizard Tournament September 30, 2011

sultana nuts

To have shrivelled testes due to abuse of anabolic steroids. (Australian colloquialism)

Wolfgang is sure pumped up, but he has sultana nuts from the 'roids.

by Matt from Aus January 25, 2008

clean nut

When you nut and nothing comes out, usually after you’ve spanked the plank a couple of times in a row.

Hey Chris last night I had a clean nut, it was great I didn’t have to clean anything up!

by Slipsock May 17, 2020