old-school dodgeball it is
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
Get the old-school dodgeballmug. someone who talks 100 mph during a conversation which makes that person sound like a fourteen year old girl
this chick came up to me and started talking 100 mph after a minute of listening i had enough and said "you sound like a verbal fourteen year old"then i just walked away, she was still talking.
by superiorbreed August 3, 2018
Get the verbal fourteen year oldmug. Evil incarnate. If you run into an Old Bert it is best to try and escape before it notices you are there. If escape is not possible then trying to make a deal to spare your life is the best option. Old Bert's feed on the human soul and if hungry will stop at nothing to get it's next meal. If already fed then it's personality will revert to a calm state, although if angered it would be lucky if the body was found in a piece larger then a finger nail. It is best to avoid Old Bert's at all cost but the reward for capturing one alive is enough to get you your own private island with money to spare. Approach Old Bert's at own risk with full knowledge that it will most likely eat you and your soul.
by Old_Bert July 8, 2017
Get the old bertmug. An absolute shithole of a school. The teachers are fucking evil and give you a paper towel for a literal BROKEN leg. The students beat you up. The food is mad for dogs and ELC is awful.
by your fav freckle face October 21, 2023
Get the Edna G olds academymug. 
by Oldmilloriginal November 28, 2018
Get the Old mill, back it upmug. Old guy in surfwise says I met a Jewish girl named Ellen we got together later that night “she taught me to eat pussy”
by Ur mom 808 April 23, 2018
Get the old guy in surfwisemug.