carpet hair

a buzz cut that's shorter than 1 inch
Ed: Why did you say that Andy has carpet hair?

Kelly: His hair looks like a piece of thread-bare wall to wall carpeting that was cut out and glued to his head.
by prairiefairy May 15, 2010
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fart hairs

the little straggling hairs around a girls butthole that she misses. Usually because they are too close to the butthole to get. These hairs are longer than normal.
Hitting my girl from behind, I spread her cheeks and saw the fart hairs around her anus.
by RhodeIslandwords November 03, 2017
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Burning Hair

To have sex with
Am I'm still gonna be able to burn hair after this procedure?

What were you doing in the back seat?

Man you know, burning hair!
by f1m03 February 22, 2021
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bubic hair

I hate it when my shit clings to my bubic hair (or bubes)!
by Bubes McGee October 27, 2015
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Bubic Hair

The hair that grows on a woman's breasts (or a man's moobs).
The producers of Lost decided Hurley would forever keep his shirt on when they got one look at his bubic hair.
by Cyanide Cupcake August 24, 2011
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A hair

Something that nerds hate in their food
EEEK! A HAIR IN MY CEREAL!!!
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Holy Hair Pie

When a powdered donut hole has a shaved belly button that you don’t want to fuck but it’s still hairy even after shaving it. Also a version of desserts. Not a good dessert. Only the DeSquirts.
Holy Hair Pie Guy!

No Pain, No strain, Holy Hair Pie. Must have DeSquirts!
by HairyPieHole November 10, 2020
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