2020 hair

long shaggy-looking haircut, like you’ve been isolated for months and all the barbers and salons are closed.

Damn, Tiffany. You got some 2020 hair today, go fix yourself or put on a hat.

by beewalks January 10, 2021

resting bitch hair

Hair that, no matter the amount of work it into it, aalways reverts back to a rats nest.

It looked good earlier, but she always has resting bitch hair.

by Carl Marximus December 22, 2017

Nigerian nipple hair

A term used by the whippersnappers friend group that will be cherished for life.

Keller you Nigerian nipple hair

by Whippersnappers friend November 02, 2019

karen with red hair

stupid fatty underpaid doofus who takes your guzzle juice

woah, nice green liquid, oh nevermind, it was taken by karen with red hair, i hate her

by i HAD a guzzlejuice May 13, 2022

Holy Hair

Holy hair is small area of hair around a woman's vagina and her anus, that cannot be shaved, waxed or extricated. It is never a detour for any man or woman who really and truly love rimming and cunilingus.

Holy hair the only hair that men and women really like licking and sucking on and it almost never becomes detached from the female's orifices.

by Spanky1952 March 23, 2014

Noodle hair

When somebody's hair is blonde and looks noodles

You have Noodle hair

by Hdhdvxdg March 20, 2022

Noodle hair

The mop on top of ksi’s big head

Simon: man look at his noodle hair.
Tobi: fuckin noodles man.

by It’s me josh June 10, 2020