Squadron Bird

A woman that has pretty much slept with the whole military squadron.

A female spunk mascot for the squadron in desperate times.

No one ever marries a Squadron Bird unless he likes cum pumping for the squadron.

Jessica over there is the squadron bird, every fucker on base has been through her, so just make sure you double bag it, when you fuck it.

by Dark vibes January 8, 2021

thirty bird

When you and a friend finger slam a girl using 30 fingers

"Yeah Joanne is such a hoe me and Jeffy gave her a thirty bird and she still had room"

by Tom's Place November 17, 2016

Bird

Not real.

John:Look at that bird!
Peter:Birds are created by the government. They are not real

by ThyNadinner November 24, 2018

Bird

you're a pretty bird! aren't ya?

it is an Australian slang to call women pretty ... birds.

by holifx December 16, 2019

The Twirly Bird

The twirly bird is an expert sexual position. You grab the women by her waist region. Then go in a circular motion while hitting it from the back.

“Aye bro, I’m boutta hit the twirly bird on this chick”

by The Actual Goat December 12, 2018

freya bird

freya bird is an awesome guitarist, overall very swag and cool she is good at football and has a best friend tara law

freya bird is a great friend

by tlaw994 October 31, 2020

Wounded Bird Syndrome

When someone(more often than not a straight guy) who is a "model" citizen who's healthy, conforms to societal norms, etc, is attracted to someone who has usually had multiple traumatic events or a hard life involving drug abuse and addiction, parent/friend loss, being a rape victim, prostitute, etc, with the idea that they love the person who was scarred by the world, seeing them for being kind. In turn they feel they can help the person get over their trauma and start a loving family with them and die old together. This more often than not though leads to said person finding out the person they were attracted to is stuck in their ways, awfully damaged in multiple ways, aggressive, or doesn't want that happy lifestyle. If they do get with the person they're attracted to it often ends in them just being a hookup.

Brock has wounded bird syndrome. He tried dating some Russian sex trafficked girl named amelia who's coke addicted because they had fun talking on tinder, but she said if she fucked him it'd only be once and she was going to fuck 5 other guys that week. He tried to get her to move in with him and failed.

by Necrozma Beam September 29, 2023