Clown Dick

An absolutely absurd action or relapse in judgment by someone or a group of people collectively.

Treyjon is such a clown dick, that dude could fuck up an ice cream cone.

by F-Face Kat December 24, 2021

Mango dick

A Urushiol outbreak on ones genitals similar to a poison ivy outbreak caused by receiving oral sex immediately after your wife eats a mango too close to its skin.

Dude my wife ate a mango and sucked my dick right after....apparently if you eat a mango too close it it’s skin, it can cause a poison ivy like outbreak around the lips...now I got mango dick and it’s dry and itchy man what the fuck did I do to deserve this shit

by Sweatpant crook December 13, 2020

busting dicks

To have something that is superior and usually evokes jealousy in others

My new rims are busting dicks. Everyone wants them

by J Tibbs February 28, 2014

zoom dick

When you’re on Zoom and you think the camera is off, so you whip it out.

Employee 1: What happened to Reuben?

Employee 2: He got fired for zoom dick during a conference call.

by [e-mail] October 19, 2020

Lemonade Dick

When you angrily squeeze someone’s dick until they pee.

“Do that one more time and you’re looking at the worst lemonade dick of your life.”

by minecraft_wooden_button April 12, 2019

Balloon-Dicking

When you can't get an erection so you grab the base of your dick and swell the head like a tulip, and then begin punching her fartbox with your limp dick.

I told you to stop "Balloon-Dicking" me!

by Dick Tulip August 22, 2018

dick juggler

A woman that sleeps with and dates lots of men at once. Usually has a boyfriend yet sleeps around with other men as well. A woman that relies upon nefarious means to string along the men she sleeps with. AKA A Dick Juggler.

That woman Samantha has like 5 boyfriends.She is a champion Dick juggler.

by Jimminey Cricket April 11, 2017