My teacher gave me The Fold Of Death
by Modern_Mafioso June 13, 2025
The girl brought a blue ringed octopus to her hotel in a fish tank and put it in the bath tub with her, but the good news is that she was an organ donor, and she had donated 7 organs to seven different strangers after she had determined whether or not they were worthy of her organ donations/transplants. She had a guilt complex about killing her husband in a car accident while distracted by a cell phone call. Had she been a fugitive from the law, she most likely wouldn't have time to feel guilty, but since his death looked like an accident, she had time not only to develop a guilt complex, but to pick and choose seven strangers as candidates for organ transplants after her premeditated suicide. Her octopus death was one of the more interesting ways to die that investigators or medical examiners had ever seen.
by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021
Talking about octopus death as a cause of death is like driving a Ferrari to females if you do it right, though it's like the opposite of driving a Ferrari if you don't.
Other guy- Do females actually go for the Octopus death shit?
Guy- Yes, they think I'm as charming as the Grinch when I talk about Octopus death.
Guy- Yes, they think I'm as charming as the Grinch when I talk about Octopus death.
by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021
That's Super Mecha Death Christ Bitch! - James Rolfe: The Angry Video Game Nerd (Anniversary Brawl 2009)
by TheHeroKing April 19, 2023
The death seal is like a way out
by MineOwedWu's May 27, 2021
Josh: NEVERMIND THE WAY IT SOUNDS, EVERYTIME WE MAKE IT BAIL, STRAIGHT INTO THE WOOP WOOP GROUNDDDD
Claire: What's he doing?
Jim: He's Death Gripping. Easily the worst I've seen from him, I better call the psychologist...
Claire: What's he doing?
Jim: He's Death Gripping. Easily the worst I've seen from him, I better call the psychologist...
by CarkyAmster September 29, 2023
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