Say No To Crack

Your ass-crack's showing for all to see.

Yo, say no to crack!
What?
Your butt-crack's out. Pull your pants up or get a belt dude.

by goofygarfieldenjoyer February 25, 2025

crack

Indian English slang for someone who's totally crazy, mental or eccentric.

Probably a shortened version of "crackpot".

Don't talk to him, he's crack.

by shree711 September 9, 2020

crack heading

giving all your attention to an outside source of entertainment. Also the act of prolonging virginity, because you aint gettin laid

John: yo wanna grab a slice at ray's

Mike: nah man i'm crack heading halo maybe tuesday I'll be done

John: bro its friday

by cock-a-sauraus November 6, 2007

Cracked

To be extremely at good, elite or gifted

Max Kelly is extremely cracked when it comes to betting MLB

by MK2866 May 19, 2025

prison crack

A name colloquially used to refer to coffee in the American prison system.
Source: Joe guerrero, After prison Show

Ayo peaches gimme summa dat prison crack

by Bigmacmeal April 21, 2018

Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.

While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!

by Showstick September 26, 2018

can i crack?

another way of saying can i fuck

-can i crack?
no dad u can’t crack

by user20283950575 December 13, 2023