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Chris Hemsworth

Can turn a woman pregnant by looking at her. Also can turn straight men gay and gay women straight. Is THE hotttest man, and I wish I could make out with him
TEXTING ON DISCORD
Me: Look at this hot guy
My friend: It's Chris Hemsworth isn't it?
Me: PPPPFT. nooooo
also me: Proceeds to send her 100 Chris hemswerth images that I found on pinterest
by ChrisHemsworthsLov3r July 24, 2022
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Chris pope

Fat 50 year old virgin
by Whale Gina July 28, 2022
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Chris Fang

A way to specifically describe a short but strong, handsome, smart asian boy
Your looks deceived me...you truly are a Chris Fang.
It's okay to be small in size but make sure you're at least a Chris Fang.
You better watch out, my brothers a Chris Fang.
by Shuhua021 August 1, 2022
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Chris Evans Sexual

only feeling love towards Chris Evans and no one else. You can feel attracted to other men but only love Chris Evans.
by Grxztify August 4, 2022
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National Block Chris Day

August 7th is the official day to Block Chris day on discord, so block Chris..#1111 since its national block chris day!
Hey Joe its national block chris day!
Lets block him together:)
by LavaChilly August 7, 2022
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Chris leonard

Chris is a guy who is usually really hot and has nice eyes and a great smile. Chris are always the best kissers.
Girl 1: so did he kiss you?
Girl 2: yes

Girl 1: how was it??
Girl2: it was amazing! he is such a chris
by Ccfffffffrr June 5, 2022
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Chris

Chris the the sexiest guy you will ever meet. He has massive muscles and a great sense of humor. He's great in bed and he always looks perfect and is ready to make you laugh. He normally pairs up with a Charlotte but any cute girl is fine for him.
Girl 1: OMG it's Chris!!!

Girl 2: He's so hot, I heard he gives good head.
by JESUSCHRISTIWANTANAME June 5, 2022
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