jesus

remove the J and the E

person 1: Ayo say Jesus but without the J and the E

Person 2: S U S 🗿

by whatislife13383822 July 30, 2021

Jesus

A piece of human scum who hates everyone and cares for no one

Jesus is a manipulative piece of shit

by azues November 21, 2021

Jesus

Jesus is your creator and one of the greatest men who ever lived and is willing to go to the ends of the earth for you.

I feel sad

Jesus is there for you

by fun and game April 14, 2022

Jesus Crist

Jesus Crist is a name you would give to a mentally stable young drug lord. They would own a business in Portugal and they would be shipping worldwide.

Person 1: Hey, you're a Jesus Crist.
The apparent Jesus Crist: Yes it is I, Mr Pablo Escobar.

by Yes i am not gay December 1, 2020

Jesus with a shotgun

Doomguy

Person 1: hey it's Jesus with a shotgun

by Doomslayer is Doomslayer February 21, 2023

Black Jesus

A god

Black Jesus was found running from the police.

by The Real Black Jesus March 24, 2019

jesus tits and a half

Meaning holy shit or oh my gosh but at a whole new extreme

Jesus tits and a half you neeed to settle that skanktron down

by joshyboi November 16, 2013