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Hot Top

A game where 2 or more people put Tobasco on the tips of their penis. The first to wash the Tobasco off loses.
George: Hey Uncle Steve, wanna play Hot Top tonight?

Uncle Steve: Sorry I can’t, My tip’s too sensitive
by OlReliable October 13, 2022
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Top-Rated Schlong

Term used to describe one who has mastered the sex.
It’s a shame you don’t want to date anymore because you were one of my top-rated schlongs.
by CulverCityToast December 9, 2018
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top milf

Riley's mom, normally the hottest milf around
Damn that chick is hot, must be Riley's mom, what a top milf
by Cum sandwich enjoyer December 27, 2022
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Top Bastard

Someone who makes girls fall in love with them and then destroys their entire existence.
Did you see sulaimaan that “Top Bastard” make her infertile after the stress he caused

That guy has a “Top Bastard” condition
by Shush6363 November 26, 2023
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Top G

by uzer2lope September 15, 2022
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the four tops

An amazing Motown group with FOUR good looking black dudes with amazing voices
Motown= informal name for Detroit
Black=dark skinned. Usually called African american but I just say black

Good looking= cute. Easy on the eyes. Enjoyable faces.
Amazing voices= better than the average singer. Can hit notes that are hard for most people
BTW I'm like twelve and my grandpa listens to them. He's also black but from new york
Songs by the four tops include: ask the lonely baby I need your loving reach out I'll be there ain't no woman
by and-my-name-is-TUPAC May 5, 2015
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car top fade

The appearance of an abundance of snow on the roof of a vehicle.
Why do people not dust off their cars completely after it snows? It looks the the Kid n Play mobile with that car top fade.
by typhoon05 December 10, 2012
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