When you get turned on so fast that your dick gets hard quicker than it can rearrange itself in your pants. Usually requires manual adjustment and is accompanied by drool and the inability to make rational decisions as lack of blood leaves your brain in a stupor.
Friend: “yo! Dude! Fix yourself! You got an insta-boner.”
Me: *babbles incoherently*
Friend: “Emily walked by, didn’t she?”
Me: “random jibberish* *fixes junk*
Me: *babbles incoherently*
Friend: “Emily walked by, didn’t she?”
Me: “random jibberish* *fixes junk*
by Fetch Stick August 25, 2018
Get the Insta-bonermug. I can’t believe she gave me a Red Bull Boner .
Yo bro, I tried that Red Bull Boner tactic.
All she wants is the Red Bull Boner.
Yo bro, I tried that Red Bull Boner tactic.
All she wants is the Red Bull Boner.
by Red Bull Boner February 16, 2024
Get the Red Bull Bonermug. The term Boner Sauce is a phrase that is used in replacement of the word awesome. It means something/someone is totally rad and cool.
by BonerSaucer3 June 27, 2024
Get the Boner Saucemug. The way you said the phrase ass to ass gave me the most epic chest boners. I almost ripped my shirt.
by nipplelinguist June 27, 2022
Get the Chest Bonersmug. by Ink Freak December 30, 2017
Get the Derp Bonermug. by saltbag` November 17, 2020
Get the BONERmug. ‘She didn’t need to flick her bean long before it was harder than his boner. Her bean boner was 100.
by noasweatt August 19, 2025
Get the Bean bonermug.