Programming Boner

The sudden urge to code a new application just because someone gave you an idea.

Person: "Just imagine a website where people could document slang words."
Developer: "Man, you gave me the biggest programming boner right now!"

by Taway May 23, 2023

Giggle Boner

When you’re getting that slurpy top and she lets out a little laugh as your kids slide down her throat, sounding like wet socks on a slippery dance floor

My guy flap got that good ole giggle Boner by that banging 10 leaving the bar (might have been a gay bar)

by Daddysocks19 August 03, 2024

cruiser boner

A shellback’s thick genital penetrator at its peak size, while traveling in a marked patrol cruiser.

Ooo ouch my cruiser boner is caught up in the accelerator.

by Greg the shellback November 15, 2023

Massive boner

When someone has an extreme like for someone or something

James has a massive boner for burger king!

by Ross T G Gibson December 04, 2023

boner prison

A locked, inescapable room with many many erect penis's directed toward a certain prisoner.

Sarah passed out at Mikes party last night so Mike and all his buddies created a boner prison. She woke up half way through but it was too late.

by Golly_jeepers489 December 15, 2016

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by Scrufflorrd June 27, 2023

holy boner

When you're so overwhelmed by holiness in church that you get a boner

I was so embarrassed when I stood up in church with a holy boner.

by Biscuits and wavy August 26, 2017