Bird

A winged abomination, they're secretly government drones, ready to hunt everyone and everything.

"I don't mean to get political here, but what the hell's a bird?"

by fobalicious October 23, 2019

Turd bird

A bird the drops turds on you

Hey that turd bird just dropped a turd on me

by Bfhxndix November 2, 2019

Fukof Bird

A rare species of bird belonging to the crow family which inhabits most of North America and can be easily identified by its rainbow plumage and unique call which sounds like a queen trying to imitate a bird call while saying the word “fuck off.”

During our walk in the park today, we heard the call of a fukof bird.

by B3rdW@tcher November 14, 2020

Birds

Birds have legs, legs spelled bacl is sgel and sgel stands for

S-Government

G-Drones
E-Arnt
L-Real

Hey man did you hear that birds are just drones made by the government

by Bwaaaaah November 16, 2020

Birds Are Robots

Absolute shit conspiracies about beautiful creatures.

Aiden: Birds are robots.
Josh: Shut the fuck up. You retarded shitburger.

by Birds Are Not Robots November 21, 2020

Randy orton bird arms

1. A sign of victory or dominance over an opposition after conquering them with ease

2. It can also be used to emphasize pain, for example: stubbing your toe and doing the randy orton bird arms

CHOPPA HIT A NIGGA DO THE RANDY ORTON BIRD ARMS!

by AsuraPatel November 22, 2020

Bird Sips

A hearty and exuberant sip of beer, a sip consisting of great volume.

Dude, you finished that beer quick, you doing bird sips?

by Zsel November 24, 2020