Jesus

Sexy ass mother fucker I wanna rail so hard him and someone named Moussa were in bed last night

Jesus is super sexy

Moussa: Ikr!

Julissa: wow I’m so mad

by Moussa The moose January 12, 2022

Jesus Bomb

A Bomb the Lord would Love ... Redbull and Red Wine of your choice 🍷🙏 Get your wings and get right with Christ... Cheers

Mike you want a cherrybomb?! Nah bro lets do a Jesus Bomb !!

by B k i z z l e January 15, 2022

Jesus

The Son of God who saved the world

"Jesus is my best friend."

by RealArtist1 January 21, 2022

Coffee with Jesus

It’s an enema of cold coffee mixed with cocaine that is used before sex in the gay community.

Mike and Sam always have coffee with Jesus on Sunday.

by Mr El Conquistador May 20, 2022

fucking killer bastard jesus

It is commonly used when someone is bald.(FKBJ for short)

OMFG he is fucking killer bastard jesus.(means he is bald)
I have FKBJ hairstyle(i am bald)

by Fucking erdembayar May 24, 2022

jesus

me, i'm very obviously jesus

Me: Hello
Everyone: Oh my god! It's literally Jesus Christ!

by Unavailable is unavailably May 25, 2022

jesus

jesus

jesus

by porcelain black is hot May 25, 2022