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taco pizza

It's the closest thing to sex in pizza form. I have no clue what shit is in there, but damn is it tasty
"Man, I'd kill for a taco pizza, right now."

"What's in that shit anyway?"

"I don't know, man, but damn it's hella tasty!"
by JLJackalope June 24, 2020
mugGet the taco pizzamug.

taco guts

The meat, cheese, sour cream, lettuce, tomato
I.e. anything you put in the taco shell
When I bite in one side of my taco, all the "taco guts" fall out the other end
by Koolcat55 May 17, 2019
mugGet the taco gutsmug.

Tummy taco

Noun: act of masterbating in ones tummy as if the rolls were a delicious Mexican treat.
Dale's girlfriend wouldn't put out on Tuesday, therefore he enjoyed a satisfying tummy taco
by huhnow11 December 3, 2016
mugGet the Tummy tacomug.

Trout taco

Friend: "Did you score with Courtney last night?"
you: " nah she had that trout taco"
by sero123 March 14, 2023
mugGet the Trout tacomug.

hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.
So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.
by anonymous January 12, 2024
mugGet the hard dick tacomug.

glossy taco

Cristine, a holosexual, used a glossy taco to protect her freshly painted nails
by Meggers666 August 13, 2017
mugGet the glossy tacomug.

glossy taco

Now add a nice thick coat of glossy taco. -simplynailogical
by Claire.Capital April 18, 2018
mugGet the glossy tacomug.

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