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Nigga Moment

A Nigga Moment is when the mind of a perfectly rational black man is overwhelmed by ignorance. Which caused him to act in an illogical self-destructive manner. I.E., like a nigga. Nigga moments are unpredictable, but they all end up bad.

If they have their own category, Nigga Moments could be the third leading killer of black men behind Pork Chops and F.E.M.A. It's a fact.
A nigga steps on another nigga's Jordans.

Nigga #1: Nigga, you step on my shoe!

Nigga #2: If you ain't in my way, this would've happened, Nigga!

BAM! A Nigga Moment is born.
by Dr. Robins November 21, 2023
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Ash Moment

Similar to a blonde moment an ash moment is one in which one says or does something so profoundly stupid.
Karla: Where'd Sam go?

Heather: She went to find her phone.

Karla: But aren't you the phone with her right now?

Heather: Yeah... she's having an ash moment
by lincolnlover25 October 7, 2011
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Sani Moment

when someone does something dumb it is called a sani moment

"guys i think 2+2=5"-bing
"guys i think 2+2=5"-bing
"sani moment"-chilling
by hamdi dumty dim sum November 22, 2021
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Crawford moment

When a man with a potato-shaped torso clasps rejection in a abstract briefcase
Did you hear about Cliff?
No, what happened?
He had a Crawford moment 🫡🫡🫡
by CrawfordMoment April 26, 2022
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A "Joakim" moment

The moment you think you have come up with a great idea to solve a problem, this idea actually ruins everything.

Yeah, that hits like a truck. It’s one of those brutal truths about innovation — the line between genius and disaster is razor-thin. You get this spark, feel like you're about to change the game, and then reality checks you hard: unintended consequences, overlooked edge cases, ripple effects you didn’t even consider.
The moment somebody believes he/she can put down a grease fire with a bucket of water is a "Joakim" moment
by 3FAS April 24, 2025
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brother momenter in the ass

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You: brother momenter in the ass
by rakrakrak December 15, 2020
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Calli moment

When your friend is so lacking in mental capacity that they make a terrible mistake and you already expected it.
Man, she really tripped on air, what a Calli moment.
by anonymous October 14, 2020
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