Put 't sock on

Northern slang for putting on the trusty old wank sock.

Billy was tired of pulling birds in't pub, so he stayed in and put 't sock on.

by FinbarSaunders March 2, 2021

International Banana Sock Day

February 3rd.

The day where everyone wheres Banana Socks.

“did you hear? its international banana sock day!”
“shoot, i accidentally wore my frog socks!”

by 𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓹𝓮 March 3, 2021

Chicago White Sock

A good luck pre-game ritual for Chicago White Sox fans where your girlfriend slips on a black sock (normally used for feet) on your cock and jacks you off until you cum into the sock while you sit back, relax, and strap it down with a beer, preferably a Miller lite (or modelo if your girl is Latina)

This is similar to the Clark Street Cock Sock, which is performed exclusively among men within the gay community and into a blue sock before Cubs games instead.

My girl surprised me with the ole Chicago White Sock before the game that was so good I nutted through the sock and Giolito threw a no-hitter!

by DamnGoodCockSock April 1, 2021

Himalayan Wool Sock

A soft condom like tube knitted from the pubic hair of the women of the Kumaon tribe. Known for its insulating qualities. Its generally used by someone to transport a Himalayan Handbag to their willing recipient.

I made Jim a special Himalayan Handbag, but since he lives so far away I carried it to him in a Himalayan Wool Sock so it would stay frozen.

by Nightprowler69 April 7, 2021

poop in a sock

To take ur butt and poop

But it's in a sock

Pooping n a sock means that u poop in a sock

by meatstickonabone June 10, 2021

Nutted In my sock

To ejaculate in your sock making them crunchy

In da room I beat my cock,nutted in my sock.

by SockNutter431 July 19, 2021

ryuks.wet.sock

A tiktoker who loves to post death note content and is a attractive cosplayer.

Someone: whats your favorite anime?

ryuks.wet.sock: Death note

by Pleasantlysuprised July 27, 2021