A sex position in which 2 naked men's hairy asses lay parallel to one another and simultaneously take a large bowel movement, then the 3rd party involved eats it out of the "buns" lengthwise (creating a hamburger bun effect) while piling the goods on their eyes, cheeks, nose, and lips in a slow deliberate motion. The 3rd person then regurgitates the mass and starts the process again, depositing the matter where it originally came from, like mustarding a juicy hotdog.
by hary dicksack March 10, 2017
Get the asscrack sandwich mug.When you take a nerd nigga and put him between two big titty bad bitches, and let two BBC's go to town on them with the nerd in the middle. The Timothy sandwich is frequently accompanied by condiments such as Ketchup, Mustard, Relish, or Polynesian Sauce, and sometimes Wingstop Lemon Pepper Wings added to the mix to create a nice meal
Michael : Hey man where/s Dequan and Tyrese?
John : They're making a Timothy Sandwich with two bad bitches and that nigga nerd Timothy
John : They're making a Timothy Sandwich with two bad bitches and that nigga nerd Timothy
by BestBuyGamesReal December 12, 2024
Get the Timothy Sandwich mug.noun — A mythical culinary catastrophe said to occur when the digestive aftermath of a man's spicy curry collides with a woman's cleavage in a moment of chaotic intimacy. Often followed by vigorous chest percussion, known in folklore as “motorboating.” Not recommended by any major food safety authority.
by DonBear October 22, 2025
Get the Indian Sloppy Joe Sandwich mug.Another term for a blow job. The blower’s hand curves to make the “bread” and the blowee’s penis becomes the “meat.”
Ashley: What are you having for lunch today?
Marin: I’m meeting Blake and I’m gonna have a slick meat sandwich!”
Marin: I’m meeting Blake and I’m gonna have a slick meat sandwich!”
by prettykitty1 March 22, 2022
Get the Slick meat sandwich mug.Refers to where two mushy-hearted guys wif "different-but-delightful" personalities tenderly cradle a cute chick's ten slender digits between each of theirs at da same time --- i.e., one nice fellow affectionately interlaces his fingers palm-to-palm wif da girl's, and then da other pleasant-mannered dude lays his own hands against da backs of said sweet blinky-eyed damsel's hands and softly folds his own fingers into da mix, as well. Extra points if said two gentle-natured male admirers "split da softness" --- i.e., rather than one fellow's "hogging" both of da girl's warm velvety palms so dat da other guy only gets to touch da backs of her hands, each dude takes one palm and one back of da girl's hands when initially grasping them, so dat both guys get an equal share of "palming" and "spooning".
Employing da wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp is indeed super-pleasant and satisfying, but you can get even more creative than that... why not try da "poppy-seed-bun hand-clasp" --- i.e., where ya share da girl's hands wif a freckled dude --- or a "wheat-and-Pumpernickel-bread sandwich-hand-clasp", which involves letting an African-American hunk share a little squeezy fingers-'n'-palms fun wif said smiling sweetie-pie, also.
by QuacksO February 23, 2025
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Get the Ice cream sandwiches mug.When you bust a fat nut in a sock then leave it in the freezer for 24 hours. Then make a sandwich and make your slave eat it.
by Sock_SNADWHICH March 4, 2021
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