potato

idk a fruit ig?

what even is a potato

by badbitchenergypurr January 2, 2021

Mashing Potatoes

When your having sex with a girl and she squirts on your face then you throw up.

I was mashing potatoes last night then had to take a shower to wash the filth off .

by Doofenshmirtz1218 December 21, 2024

Toast Potato

Someone who identifies with a piece of toast and doesnt want to be a couch potato. (My girlfriend)

"Baby you're such a toast potato."

by That_one_weabo February 19, 2021

Potato

yummy

that potato is bussin'

by DUDE IM SO SORRY March 7, 2024

potato

1. Go-tier blessed food which can be easily eaten in anytime as chips, fries, mashed, etc.

2. a common computer

person 1: bless thy food of the gods

person 2: my computer is potato

by thishandleisntclaimedsoidid May 12, 2021

Potato

A tan oval shaped apple

That potato was really good!

by Thereallycooldude April 25, 2022

Potato

The love of my life. My cousin.

I wanna fuck potato

by Potato Jesus March 7, 2017