Seizure Porn

Very low quality streamed video captures, typically of a person or multiple people masturbating on an old school video sharing website. The choppiness and blurry vapor trails create a nauseating strobe-like effect. Very common when live personal video streaming was new, but the technology hadn't caught up yet.

Those boys were sofa king hawt, but Omegle just turned it into seizure porn.

by terrorint March 30, 2025

Cover Porn

Porn prominently featuring big penises or dildos, which is obviously not for straight men. Or, poorly made porn with unattractive women for gay men so they can maintain a cover story with their families if their families snoop on their computers.

I wish you would stop making that cover porn, and re-focus on your tits, ass, and pussy.

by Publius0987 April 11, 2025

Porn

Why are you searching porn on Urban Dictionary? Go to Pornhub for that.

Stop searching porn on Urban Dictionary you weirdos

by UltimateDoge April 13, 2025

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by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

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by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

Porn

Why are you searching this up in the Urban Dictionary? I know is because your a 4 IQ lonely and single guy, but really? In the Urban Dictionary? At least search this up in like Google Incognito mode for a character or something like that, but in the Urban Dictionary?

I was looking at some porn and my son opened my door! And now my computer has some virus in it!

by GoikyCanalColon3 April 20, 2025

gay porn

videos of two men having sex

Person 1: I just watched some gay porn
Person 2: that's so weird

by childporn April 22, 2025