Small potatoes

A small detail brought up in an underhanded and anal way, in an effort to undermine one’s preparedness

Jacob asking me what a vitreous humor was in our mock trial was straight small potatoes.
Total ass move tbh

by Not Ty Drayton May 8, 2025

Hot potato

The thing gallon says in the amazing video hot potato

Ummmm hot potato very HOT!!!!

by JakesTheNameYT May 10, 2020

Stressed Potato

Literally just a rly stressed/only slightly cute person.

Wow Clara is a really stressed potato.

by green road March 1, 2018

scalloped potatoes

To masturbate using somone else's shit as lubricant.

" Me and the old lady tried scalloped potatoes last night. I got shit stuck in my pre hole."

by Shit guru June 30, 2017

Potato

A potato is an awful cheerleader who thinks they are good. These potatoes are happy to be potatoes. These "cheerleaders" struggle to excel. They are funny to watch. If you find a potato team, call them potatoes because they love it.

"Wow you're such a potato"
"Thanks we know. We love it"

by Straightfacts August 29, 2014

Turning the potatoes

The act of adjusting your ball sack openly and in view of the general public/strangers.

The streamer was turning the potatoes right in front of the camera, for all to see.

by technocraticparty August 26, 2018

Potato

A Fun insult for your friend. Or anyone.

Wow, Maddison is a #potato lol.

by Akenf June 24, 2019