Old News Feed

When someone brings up information about a Facebook status, profile, or update, which is at least 3 days old.

Don: Did you hear about Franks mom?

Paul: Man, that's Old News Feed, she's always been hot.

by mysocialsecuritynumber50528557 January 25, 2012

Old Faceful

The act of cumming a massive load into someone’s mouth with someone you see regularly, similar to how Old Faithfuls geysers erupt every 44 minutes to an hour

Yeah, I gave Jenny and Old Faceful. It’s getting pretty serious between us.

by Anjorific January 13, 2025

Old Tron

Human crossbread with DAC computer implants that chooses to live seperate from others, because they may inadvertently reveal their Tronic side far too easily and thus give away who or what they really are. Early age players of classic video arcade games returning to their gaming roots only to find out that their roots were just fantom memories inbeded in their cerebral dortex contimum as false or recurring memories that in later years allowded them to believe that they really existed, wheather in the Nexus statum or Kirkuim thearium.

Seamingly crazy old coote that can fix anything and knows everything. A well know player of the old tron arcade game.

by Old Tron January 9, 2010

Old Blue

A nickname for Ford Motor Company, or a reference to a Ford vehicle

Old Blue was the original car company

by Oldblueford August 13, 2018

Old Faithful

When you’re asspumping a dirty tramp face down on your mattress and feel like it’s that time time of day. Your dick hurts and it’s time to take a piss. With your Johnson stuck deep in her rectal cavity, you strike a firm blow to the back of her head in order to make her ass tighten up so there’s no way out of it for this bitch, then proceed to leak in said area until you feel the tank is properly full. As she screams in disbelief, swiftly remove your genitalia from the region. This should produce a large eruption of your unloaded piss which exits the asshole with astounding velocity, mimicking the famous geyser located in Yellowstone, Wyoming.

Her: What the fuck, did you just piss in my ass?!

You: (Whips out phone) Holy shit it’s old faithful!!

by JJbangs124 June 27, 2020

Old Town Road

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride till I cant no more I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride till I can't no more
I got the horses in the back
Horse track is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche

I been in a valley

You ain't been up off that porch, now
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Ridin on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Yea I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna rode till I cant no more I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride till I cant no more
I got the

I'm gonna listen to Old Town Road

by suseJ Jesus June 6, 2019

old skeleton

A program or code developer/hacker?

That old skeleton wrote in hexademical punch cards!

by eternal toddler June 14, 2015