May 15th

May 15th is national "show a man your tits" day. This was totally not made so I could make a girl show me her tits on my birthday.

trust me, May 15th is national show a man your tits day.
ok *takes off shirt*

by slimycheesecake April 29, 2024

May 19th

A shitty day too be born on.

May 19th.
Mom giving birth: AHHHHH
Baby: WAAAA
Mom: Ew this baby cries too much...this isnt my child. Such a crybaby.
Mom: Give this baby up for adoption.

by Steve Harveyy/Farnstico March 17, 2022

may 30th

national give your bf/gf head day,
and have lots of fun ;)

omg it may 30th, yknow what that meansssss

by then1c3guy July 27, 2022

Brady May

a big headass lesbian furry who legit wont stop bothering you hes very annoying and keeps you up till 2am every fucking night hes a major bottom with a 5mm dick and hes actually pretty nice tho

“man im so tired. brady may kept me up all night yesterday”

by botnamedcook January 28, 2020

lexie-may

Lexie-May is a fucking legend. She is caring if her friends and has a great personality. Lexie-May can also have her flaws as she is an absolute slag but can also be a very loving girl.

Friend: “your boyfriend just walked past”
Lexie-May: “which one?”

by chrisevans69 August 18, 2023

Mai-li

Someone incredibly zesty with a tad of lesbian

You see those two women together yeah I bet it’s mai-li

by Caterpilkar325555 March 3, 2024

chrissie-may

Nice on the outside and back stabbers on the inside. When you think their you best friend they will stab you in the back. They are horrible people.

Chrissie-May's are straight up horrible

by Susan van brakpan November 4, 2020