sloppy pocket

when i spill water in my pocket and it gets full of water and its wet for hours

"aw man, my water bottle opened up while i was walking and gave me a sloppy pocket again!"

by homunculuslarry June 13, 2022

pocket fighting

Pocket Fighting is also a popular activity in the homosexual community. It involves putting your hand into another gentleman’s pocket in crowded public transport (e.g. a subway, train or bus) and then covertly pleasuring the other gentlemen till he reaches climax, or till you’ve reached your destination, whichever comes first.

Alan tried to give Charles the old Pocket Fighting treatment on the Waterloo line. Unfortunately as the tube was so busy, his hand slipped into the wrong pocket and instead a pensioner had the tube ride of his life.

by CrudePierre December 14, 2023

Purrps pockets

Smokepurrps pockets aee
So obese he said they have a non-existing diasese called diabetes type 10

You hear about purrps pockets

No why
They got diabetes type 10
Shit

by Xxxtentacionyungdaggerdick September 25, 2020

Pocket scratcher

Where a person/animal scratches his or her gooch through there pocket.

Hey you see that kid over there he is a pocket scratcher, it also smells really bad.

by Yer mummy;) January 30, 2023

Run Thy Pockets

The best rapper in history. Known for his hit song on YouTube "Corolla" and "Meepcity. The very second his name is uttered, Eminem gets flashbacks.

Guy 1: Yo dude did you head the new Run Thy Pockets song?
Guy 2: Hell yeah I love run thy pockets! Hes the best rapper ever

by RunThyPockets November 4, 2022

Alabama Hot pocket

A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a liniment such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful surprise.

“She complained that my dong was so small that she could barely tell I was inside her, so I decided to give her an Alabama Hot pocket-- tell me you can't feel THAT, *****!”

by HarleyinKY February 7, 2020

Honduran Hot Pocket

The act of inserting your testicles into a vagina and then putting them in her mouth while she does the hasaphahaphasala like it's hot as fuck burning her mouth.

She was hungry so I took her out for a Honduran Hot Pocket

by MillerIsTheName September 13, 2023