facebook pretty 

when only comments on your facebook page are about how good you look and not about how good of a person you are or about what good character you have. Basically if you didn't have your looks no one would give a shit about you

Can't trust a bitch that is facebook pretty . Bitches like that have no heart.

facebook pretty by jayspin210 June 17, 2016

facebook 

a social media website

ily facebook

facebook by sharks28 October 26, 2016

facebook algorithm

The thing that swayed the 2016 United States presidential elections without anyone noticing it

Geek: Do you realize how the Facebook algorithm is like a milestone in the post-truth era?
Joe: Look nerd, you need to realize that Facebook is like super important to find hot single girls, and if I can watch all my news on there, that just saves my time for more important things, like getting laid.

facebook algorithm by Data abiding citizen November 23, 2016

Facebook Slam 

Sending a friend request so they see who the slam is from, then immediately blocking them. When they click to accept OR click on the profile of the sender, it sends you to the FU screen that facebook puts up when you're blocked. The message says:

"Sorry, this content isn't available right now
The link you followed may have expired, or the page may only be visible to an audience you're not in."

This is a rather personal way to be a gigantic steaming piece of shit.

"I facebook slammed my exe's friends, who I never spoke to on facebook anyway, but I want to showcase what an asshole I am, so I sent them friend requests then immediately blocked them."

Facebook Slam by Leaving Commiefornia December 15, 2016

facebook half hoe 

A girl who posts fully clothed pictures for the sole purpose of getting attention and likes from men or women.

That girl sure is a facebook half hoe, she almost a facebook hoe.

facebook half hoe by 12potatoes January 23, 2017

Facebook Guilt

Defensive reaction to finding out someone is not on Facebook. Usually indicated by the word "just". As in, "I just use it to stay in touch with friends/family".

If I happen to mention that I'm not on Facebook, nine times out of ten someone's Facebook Guilt kicks in, even though I have made no judgement whatsoever.

Facebook Guilt by HappyHorse January 3, 2017

facebook know 

"Facebook know" means to know someone only through Facebook. You've never met, talked or texted, but you know many details about each other through posts that appear in the other person's feed and replies to those posts.

I've never met Jim, but I Facebook know him very well.

facebook know by circlesofindecision January 28, 2017