chocolate pooh bear

someone sweet like chocolate soft bear; sort of like a pimp always has a way with the ladiespimp},mac

That guy is a straight chocolate pooh bear. Look at him with all them ladies

by Mark Jeremy Todd Tyler October 21, 2008

Ohio rizzly bear

The rizzly bear is out for u

ITS A OHIO RIZZLY BEAR RUNN

by Lertro_akaliamalt [rblx user ] April 27, 2024

Bear Race

Two men take viagra and then race to jerk the other off, whoever cums first loses. Winner is declared by better hand job

Tim and Jake had an intense Bear Race, but Jake emerged victorious due to the superior grip of their hands. Jake’s favorite part of the race was witnessing Tim’s finish him off after Tim came, which Jake eagerly anticipated.

by Cumguzzler92648 November 24, 2024

Bear cut

A really greasy/bad, Buzz cut.

'He has a bear cut!'

by Mr grizzle March 5, 2024

Bear Trap

A homosexual man (Most likely a bear himself) with braces who partakes in cruising subculture. In search of other large hairy gay men. Mostly found behind glory holes.

"Whoa Chris, watch out before going in the bathroom."
"Why?"
"There could be a bear trap in there."

by Dr. Jack Marshburn esq. October 5, 2023

Lock Bear

An exotic legendary warlock with a bear form. Capable of all things known and unknown to man.

Incapable of dying, ever.

Bellum is one of the best Lock Bears known to man, in fact, he is the only Lock Bear

by Johntuckermustdie December 31, 2009

Bear Hair

When a girls pubicare is severly clumpy and tall, aswell as having cum, sweat and other substances all mixed

"Did you know Dayna has 'bear hair' its really gross!"

by themixerupper September 25, 2017