Jesus H. Christ

God.

"I am God."
- Jesus H. Christ

by Andrew Whiteingale W w00t February 26, 2025

Jesus Hippos

Hippos that can walk on water.

I saw some jesus hippos walking around in the Atlantic ocean.

by El Gaupo April 26, 2023

Jesus's spizzim

When you jizz with no control, even though she said she’s not on birth control.

Yo dude, I just Jesus's spizzim , she did tell me she’s not on birth control; I just couldn’t help it.

by Kachowism August 10, 2024

Jedi Jesus

Jedi Jesus

Jedi Jesus

by Nigga1233333333333 June 10, 2018

marijuana jesus

marijuana jesus is a person who smokes the holy plant cannabis, walks on water, and is made up.

marijuana jesus: that was some nice bud judas
judas: im gonna go betray you and smoke all your weed

by marijuana jesus December 9, 2016

Ryan (Jesus)

I've the body and power of Christ but my mind has been replaced with the the spawn of Satan

AHH have you seen Ryan (Jesus) over there

by NNN is for losers May 28, 2021

Jesus Eyes

A person in the 7th grade that likes to stare at burritos like they are jusus

Me: Oh my gosh Ellie Carter is totally Jesuseyeing that burrito

Ellie: Totally!!
Me: We should nickname him jesus eyes!

by Jesuseye's best friend February 4, 2017