Two Scoops of Peanut Butter

A sex act where the man dips his testicles (one at a time) into the consensual sex partners anus and proceeds to then put said testicles into the parters mouth. The brownish fecal matter on the testicles gives the scroctum the appearance of being two scoops of peanut butter

Last night we were so drunk that she let me give her two scoops of peanut butter. We were both so ashamed this morning

by Ravenous Movie Fan #1 December 14, 2019

peanut butter woo woo

The pasty formation consiststing of Smegma and moist anal drippings that collect in or around the male genitalia.

After the gang bang I had so much peanut butter woo woo built up I needed a putty knife to get it off

by Bcapt2 February 3, 2017

Penis Butter Belly Sandwich

When you pull out and evenly distribute your load across the girl’s stomach, then jump on top of her and squirm around while yelling, “Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly!”

Me: Yo that chick I banged last night won’t text me back.
Bud: Wtf did you do?
Me: I don’t know, maybe she didn’t like the penis butter belly sandwich I made for her.

by daddyblast69 April 13, 2023

peanut butter barfey baby

A clever nickname you give your friend when they are being silly and you’re feeling funny . This nickname can be used when you feel like it. This nickname is a good connotation so you want to be a peanut butter barfey baby.

“Oh karly you’re my peanut butter barfey baby”
“You’re such a peanut butter barfey baby”

by peanutbarfeybaby69 September 29, 2019

Red Velvet Truffle Butter

Red Velvet Truffle Butter is when you pull you dick out of the asshole an continue fucking her pussy while she's on her period. The substance around her pussy is red velvet ruffle butter (cum mixed with period blood).

Baby, I didn't know you were on your period, now you got red velvet truffle butter happening.

by Nitroneo June 23, 2017

Peanut Buttered My Classes

The act of missing all of your classes schedule for the day. The

wittiness of the phrase comes from the fact that you skipped all of your classes, hence the brand of peanut butter, "Skippy".

Whoa dude Chettle, I bunged up today, I peanut buttered my classes....skippy

by Henrik Chettleburg October 24, 2011

Buttered the back of my balls

To soil your pants so badly it coats the unfortunate persons testicles.

Oh no...we have to go.

What do you mean we have to go?

I just buttered the back of my balls man.

by EZD May 2, 2015