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Obama Situation

Erectile dysfunction (ED) or impotence is sexual dysfunction characterized by the inability to develop or maintain an erection of the penis during sexual activity.
After the amazing foreplay, she was so horny but then I had an Obama situation!
I feel so ashamed of myself and she still ain't talking to me after that.
by GreenGreenKing April 25, 2016
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ectoplasmic situation

1. State of being caused by 'spooky ghost' attack. When 'ghost' leaves behind a trail of ectoplasm or ectoplasmic slime.

ref. South Park Episode 1206. Over Logging

2. When in reality you were caught watching porn by your friends and used this excuse to explain all the slim in the room.
What is all that slime on your pants? It looks like you had an ectoplasmic situation . (spooky ghost)
by Jive_Turkey May 11, 2017
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kayne situation

Did you hear about the Kayne situation??

Yes... now the line now if i fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole.. and i get bleach on my tshirt... ima feel like a asshole.
by cool!!! snapped!!! January 23, 2021
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Euphoria Situation

In terms of the HBO show 'Euphoria': typically regarding Zendaya's character Rue and her drug addiction. An euphoria situation is used to describe an interaction with a drug addict; typically someone you know, and how imprudent it is to your life and theirs. The term is not used to describe someone or a situation in a hurtful or derogatory way.
You: John asked me for $75 to buy "groceries" and he'll pay me back on Saturday.
Dave: Didn't John just get out of rehab?
You: Yeah
Dave: I bet he doesn't have a job yet. How is he gonna pay you back?
You: Honestly, I don't even know.
Dave: Tbh, it sound like a 'Euphoria situation' to me.
by DriftyRug February 7, 2022
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Hostage situation

You see how they're holding the contents of my mind hostage in exchange for good behavior? See it?
Hym "Hahaha! Get it? Norville and Gigi? Right? Cus he's a son-husband who loves at home with his mom! Hahahahahahaha! But that has nothing to do with the hostage situation."
by Hym Iam February 21, 2023
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National Situationship Day

August 5th. For all the couples in between a relationship and a friendship. Not sure if they are just having fun or in a real relationship. This day is for you.
“Omg babe happy National situationship day! You rock!”
by Poprulesall August 3, 2023
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The Chinese Food Situation

The situation in which you do not specifically wish to have or do something, but are okay with that thing.

Derived from the many times a person accepts Chinese food when they still might have preferred another kind of food.
I was in THe Chinese Food Situation the other day, when my friend asked me if I wanted to watch "Transformers" at the movie theater.
by AKsteve April 28, 2011
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