YER MUM

Your response to any problem

Isla: what’s long, brown and sticky?
Ruya: YER MUM

by Cos(Hamilton) November 14, 2022

yer a sandwich aff a picnic

scottish slang for “you’re a sandwich short of a picnic.”

means you are dumb.

Person 1: “Bro idk how to solve this math equation..”

Person 2: “Wit? that’s heavy easy. yer a sandwich aff a picnic, mate.”

by scrotumsoldier September 6, 2023

Yer maw

Slack insult response

Too busy knocking one out to think of anything better

Steve: This will keep you busy for hours *posts boobs*

Andrew: Yer Maw

by Wildmanimage May 11, 2022

You gotta put yer sockchs onnn

The act of putting your socks on when inhaling paint fumes and sleep deprivation catch up to you

Person 1: Eyy bro I'm really tired and I'm feeling gooood after inhaling these paint fumes

Person 2:You gotta put yer sockchs onnn

by MC Shrivel Ball August 4, 2021

sling yer hook

Go away, leave here

Git going ye basted! Sling yer hook!

by Colwingnut February 18, 2023

"seen yer" moment

Refers to a brief period where an aged-brained person absent-mindedly allows his clothing to slip down or gap open, temporarily showing one or more of his privates.

I changed from my shorts into my pants at da bus-stop, forgetting dat I'd neglected to put on any undies beforehand --- definitely a "seen yer" moment!

by QuacksO October 6, 2024

Yer Mah

Variation of common phrase "Your mom." Used as a silly exclamation, joke, or an insult.

"Yer mah's a slut"

by Yermahsaslut August 27, 2022