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Meme Wizard

A master at crafting and creating memes of the utmost of quality. Easily passes any meme status of the Straw queen.
that man is no mere memer, he is....... THE MEME WIZARD.
by minibake September 10, 2018
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Lot Wizard

A mysterious, enigmatic, salesman of the lot lizard who lives sales to sale, and usually only stays in a lot briefly before he begins to owe the local Dunkin Donuts manager money for drugs. He is like a pimp of the wild wild west strip mall convenience scene.

Origin: The modern day lot wizard originated at a unknown time in American history around the start of the trucker profession. He was used as the middle man in the sale of "adult service" to the homesick and exhausted drivers. He has since moved his trade of work to strip malls or really any parking lot where he isn't recognized and forced to leave by store owners.
Lot Wizard: being defined as...A mysterious, enigmatic, salesman of the lot lizard who lives sales to sale, and usually only stays in a lot briefly.

If you're really looking for that blo n go, catch Merlin, that homeboy behind the Flying J. The wizard lives.

Ay ,you remember that Lot Wizard from last summer? He's got a new terrarium lined up of lizzies and they are fiendin for some TasteeTreats.
by baby j September 2, 2019
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Night wizard

A term referring to people of the african american variety used to insult them
Hey dude your mom is ugly
Shut up ypu night wizard
by TIKTOKFOREVER October 29, 2019
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deaf wizard

When you and your boy both ear fuck a girl. She is now the deaf wizard, can't hear due to the penises in her ears, but is levitating.
Bro we deaf wizarded the fuck out of Lauren yesterday. She's such a hoe.
by Dongdong69 February 19, 2020
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kickin wizard

A word used to describe something that is dope/cool or awesome.
The sex in the hot tub was kickin wizard
by ja<K December 1, 2020
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Merlin Wizard

Someone is a Merlin Wizard when they pretend to understand an inside joke.
Did you see Nick laughing at our inside joke?
Yeah, he's such a Merlin Wizard.
by Mgoo February 14, 2022
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Glizzard Wizard

A black arts master whose sole purpose is to taste all glizzys throughout the galaxy….. not just the food kind either.
Mike: “Man since when did Winston become a glizzard wizard?”

Marcus: “He’s been that way since we were kids!”
by anonymous January 18, 2023
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