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Man Mode

a condition marked by a heightened preparedness for battle, accompanied by the complete certainty that women are helpless, simple creatures who require constant saving. It comes in handy in a wide range of situations, such as fights with dragons, high-speed car chases and DVR programming.
I went into Man Mode after my wife tried to light a fire in the fireplace without opening the damper.
by h3nry February 6, 2008
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Burnt Mode

When your playing a first-person shooter game and your high on weed, so by the time you think about shooting other players, your already dead.
Dude, you suck today! You must be in burnt mode.
by SuperSingleton December 23, 2009
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Scarecrow Mode

When a person becomes so intoxicated that they put their arms around the people on either side of them to maintain balance as they slowly pass out and end up looking like a scarecrow.
Man J.C. was so wasted last night he slipped into scarecrow mode by 12:30 and they had to airlift his bitchass out to his house.
by Luchesi Bonaviagi July 7, 2011
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Beast Mode

1. Superhuman state of being, in which animal instinct takes over mind and body.

2. From the popular Sega arcade game, Altered Beast, in which the game hero transforms into various beasts with exceptional abilities.

3. Marshawn Lynch touchdown, Seahawks vs. Saints 2011
by ItsFuckingMe January 16, 2011
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light mode

why am i blind??!?!?!
Light mode BLINDS MY EYES!!!!1!1!111!
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beat mode

An intense level of masturbation requiring a tremendous amount of concentration and determination. NEVER disturb someone who is in beat mode, for this can be extremely dangerous.
Don't mess with me when i'm in beat mode.... I may enter beast mode and go Marshawn Lynch on your ass.
by blake kubota April 23, 2011
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boxer mode

After a long day of work or school, and you want to relax. Take off those pants and that shirt and sit infront of your tv in your boxers and drink some beers and eat some snacks.
Hey Mike, I can't wait to get home and get into boxer mode.
by PrfktTear March 9, 2007
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