wiener guzzler

one who inserts wieners into their mouth at an extreme pace.

Kid 1: "Wow, Tobiashi (jap) sure is a wiener guzzler, did you see him mow down Jeff Gube's (fat american) wee-wee last night?"

Kid 2: "Wow, I didn't know japs could polish off such big wieners so fast."

by Jeff Cumonface November 28, 2007

wienery

1. when something is wrong or out of place.
2. when something isnt working right or is broken.

1. i dont like your new room man, its all small and wienery
2. yeah the reverse on my car is all wienery, i cant back out of my own driveway!

by Ethan Winn July 7, 2009

Wiener Buster

when you get a boner and you somehow fall and land with your wiener vertical and your body horizontal, injuring your poor LITTLE wiener.

i fell yesterday and it was a wiener buster

by PENISology January 8, 2010

wiener turds

Wiener Turds are when your asshole gets sown shut & the Dr re-routes your colon so you shit out your dick. Supposedly you have to take medicine every time you eat so your shit is of a runny consistancy thus able to pass through the penis. wiener turds. An urban legend or just the product of a warped mind? You decide.

Ever since Josh had that operation, Im afraid to suck his dick because a big wad of wiener turds might shoot out of there!

by Queen of the Unicorn,her Grace August 17, 2010

Wienerbucket

1.) A person that has had multiple sexual partners. A description usually given to women.

Someone IS a wienerbucket. The bucket represents the vagina. Multiple penises have been inside the vagina. Thus, making the vagina seem like a bucket that "wieners" have been placed in.

This does not include multiple penises being INSIDE the vagina at the same time. Only past and current partners.

Jimmy: Dude, that Samantha girl in our math class is hot! I'm gonna go after that.

Hank: Go ahead. That girl's a total wienerbucket.

Jimmy: Nevermind. Your sister is much more appealing anyways.

by dopedruzzi September 3, 2011

wiener wrap

When a man wraps an uncooked crescent roll around his wiener and sticks it in the oven till it's baked to perfect, at this point he may allow the women of his choosing to eat the delicious treat of his junk an enjoy some biscuits and cream.

Georgina loves to scarf up wiener wraps when the holidays come around.

by pairy henis January 1, 2012

Hockey Wiener

It's a wiener with high stamina and great performance capabilities

I may have a small wiener, but at least it's a Hockey Wiener.

I want that Hockey Wiener of yours right now!

I dont want a big Penis. all girls real want is a Hockey Wiener

by russian21 April 29, 2010