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Kink Wellington

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It’s like beef Wellington just with daddy issues and a liking for CCBBT~Cattle Cock and Bovine Ball Torture.
After reading their online dating profile, which mentioned both being raised in the countryside on a cattle farm and a recent purchase of a custom-built spanking bench, I knew I was dealing with a full-course Kink Wellington.
by Indec1sive April 1, 2025
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Clam Welding

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When two women grind on each others clits so hard it creates enough friction heat to be uncomfortable.
Emily & Sammy told me they were scissoring so hard they were "Clam Welding" last night.
by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025
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cooking a wellington

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The act of wrapping a welshmans john thomas in tin foil and gently warming over a scented candle flame
I can't come out tonight, I'm cooking a wellington
by yyoogghhuurrtt December 19, 2013
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A Beef Wellington

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Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.
God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis not a beef Wellington!
by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022
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A Beef Wellington

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Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.
God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis! This is not the place for a Beef Wellington!
by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022
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Coined after poisoner in Australia used death cap mushrooms to "allegedly" kill 4 people using Beef Wellington.
"Sally is cooking me a meal tonight".

"Don't eat the Beef Wellington" !!!
by RideBigPony August 14, 2023
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