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Guerrilla Welfare

A method of ambush in which units of currency hide within the objects most likely to be collided with by thrown hats, tank ammunition, or ballistic missiles, in a coordinated attempt to forcefully enrich an unwilling Italian American community.
"In a moment of frustration over all this incessant guerrilla welfare, I stabbed that crate around two hundred times."
by Rorolik May 9, 2025
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Welfare

The answer to all life's problems...
Person 1: damn my life sucks, I am broke as fuck and live in the projects
Person 2: have you ever heard of welfare?
Person 1: No, what is it?
Person 2: so you can basically be a lazy cunt and not work and get welfare checks and food stamps from the government on the 1st and 15th, plus the more kids you have the more welfare you can collect so you can intentionally have a shit ton of kids to collect more welfare and to top it all of you can trade foodstamps for basically anything crack, cigarettes, lottery tickets, liquor you name it.
by Kobedropped81 October 11, 2017
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Welfare rider

Welfare Rider-1. A lazy nonworking man who has more than one child to live off welfare so he can freeload and do nothing but eat and play games with the babymama. 2. A sloppy female who has children just to live free off the welfare system. To obtain all services completely free to keep her freeloading man. Just awesome ghetto fablous and EBT rich.

Both have low IQs and that Im rich state ego because they are freeloading off an elderly relative who worked and has a home or vehicle. Designer clothes knock offs from discount stores. Getting all free holiday gifts for multiple children from Goodwill and Churches. They usually commit the act of going to free foodbanks when they have fresh food for the homeless. They take extreme offense if you inform them of what they do and tell them its not morally right.
"Look, Saggy has another child she doesnt watch or keep clean. That Welfare rider is laid up in her Grannys house living fabulously. No bills no stress so she can kept the freeloading man." "Here we go again. That man has another child hes claiming with that special needs woman. They are up to three. Hes never kept a job. Plays the ssi system for that minimum check. They got $2000 in EBT laid up freeloading in her Grannys home. Paying no bills, eating Grannys food, New cars, fablous knock off designer clothes and always has the newest game system always complete with all the games. That Welfare Rider has his perfect woman who he picked from Special Ed class so they can ride off of her Grannys house and money."
by Flossie Mae's Mommy December 2, 2024
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weed welfare

When you're so poor you can't even afford your own weed!
We be on that weed welfare!
by Weed welfare December 4, 2015
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Slut welfare

Girls/women that go online and post slutty pics of themselves in hope of getting rich. Iow, useless drains on society who have no redeemable value other than big tips and asses.
Did you see Mary's latest online tittle pics? Guess she's still collecting that slut welfare!
by Kristypoo August 1, 2023
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welfare surprise

When you have no money for food you create a dish from leftovers in fridge and pantry . Can end up in a skillet . Could end up on bread , if you have it .
Hey baby , what's for dinner ? Not sure . We're broke . Looks like Welfare Surprise !
by Magnumn357 January 9, 2016
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Welfare

:NOUN:
1) The state of being of the given subject.
2) In some states and provinces, it is financial support given to any person in need, usually by the money stealers.
3) In other states and provinces, it is financial support given to any person that wants it, also usually by the money stealers.

The welfare systems in some states and provinces makes it difficult to define the word "Welfare", because most of the people using them are bums. It's not that they can't work, it's that they see welfare as a better alternative, sometimes partly because the jobs they are capable of doing don't pay as much as the welfare cheques do.
Canadian resident # 15568079: Our government here in New Brunswick, Canada is practically giving out money to idiots. We should start a petition to stop the government from wasting money on welfare.
Canadian resident # 20568930: But don't they steal our money, anyway? It should at least go to-
Canadian resident # 15568079: We can start a petition for that, too!
by mentalkid123 June 5, 2018
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