weenie

a person who breaks up with their girlfriend/boyfriend over texting, unfriends them over facebook, and then tries to turn all of their friends against them. a.k.a. a fail

p.bandera is a weenie

by alianna.styke February 11, 2009

weenis

combo between wee (like very tiny) & penis.
A large clitoris.
Or a man that's a real dick, but short.

"OMG! Thats such a cute weenis."
"I almost thought you had a penis, but it was just your weenis. That doesn't make me gay right?"
"Dude! get your short little weenis ass off me. With your little weenis!. You fucking weenis!"

by thatguy1too March 14, 2010

weenie whacker

a lil punk who likes to jack off to prison staff as they walk by his cell. Usually a cell soldier too.

Junebug is a weenie whacker because he probably never had sex outside of prison.

by Da ChampSJA April 6, 2007

weenis

One who obsesses over someone or something.

Man that dude is a serious videogame weenis.

by Dude October 11, 2003

weenis

Bladder - organ that contains pee

Excuse me, but I have to go empty my weenis.

I have a weenis infection.

by Samantha January 27, 2004

weenix

a third leg

Curtis was impressed by the size of his weenix after taking those pills for three weeks.

by mr. weenix January 7, 2010

Weenie Loogie

Also known as a "Dick Loogie," a Weenie Loogie is inventive slang for male ejaculation that offers up the proper, explosive visual the world's been looking for.

"Dude, my weenie loogie could've cleared the right field wall at Yankee Stadium last night."

"She got me worked up so quickly, my weenie loogie launched much earlier than expected, just clearing her forehead."

by Tim Hernia June 13, 2016