Adam Akram's Wedding

A beautiful wedding which consists of all of Adam Akram's friends and the chromebook's family, to which made Adam Akram a happier fortnite addict.

Adam Akram's Wedding was so nice! Congrats to him!

by Your Mom Lmao December 2, 2019

reverse shotgun wedding

When a friend of yours thinks a great idea to get married, though months into it realizes it is absolutely horrendous and awful, but he can't get out of it because there is a child on the way.

Person 1: Hey, can you believe what happened to Kent? Just a shame...

Person 2: Who gives a crap. He had his chance to get out of this reverse shotgun wedding, but he's screwed now...forever...

by Whitehall Dr February 27, 2010

Wedding Speech Game

At a function (wedding/formal dinner etc) one person writes a set of predictable words/phrases that could be used in the speech/speeches that are about to be given on a piece of paper, rips the paper up and hands a word/phrase to every person at the table. When such words or phrases are used in the speech, the person with that piece of paper has to drink/down an alcoholic beverage.
This is hilarious if everyone takes part and great for lightening up a dull speech.

Best Man: I'm so glad that you two are going to be so HAPPY together
Person 1: Who's got 'Happy'?
Person 2: Me
Person 1: CONSUME!
*Person 2 drinks*
Person 1: I love the Wedding Speech Game!

by matrixbadger July 27, 2009

Oklahoma wedding cake

Corn bread. Usually with actual corn kernels baked in.

Go cook us some Oklahoma wedding cake to go with the chili

by sad_sagi September 6, 2010

Bangladeshi wedding

An act in which ripe diarrhea is sprayed upon a person by one or more participants. Usually the person being shat on is wearing bridal wear or traditional dress of the groom.

I'm sorry I can't attend your Bangladeshi wedding this weekend. I'm on a diet

by Top Indian Banquet Chef No.1 March 27, 2021

Shot gun Wedding

A shot gun wedding is when the father of the bride holds a gun to the head of the groom and makes him marry his daughter on his life. Usually caused by pregnancy of the bride, or a broken heart. Naturally, started in a Redneck Community.

I got er' Pregnant and now I'm in a fricken shot gun wedding!

by Brookers~<3 December 15, 2007

wedding cake syndrome

The layers of fat you see on the back of a woman.

My shirt & bra are way too tight. Do I have the wedding cake syndrome?

by Dawn Marie October 9, 2005