pecker weasel

One having both characteristics of a dick (pecker), and a weasel. An all around worthless individual.

That guy is such a pecker weasel, we should kick his ass.

by thibodeaux June 9, 2003

Stink Weasel

A post-coital penis. Particularly after anal (See Mike).

"...so after I was done banging her ass, I tried to get some head, and she was all 'get that stink weasel outta my face'".

by Martin Luther Vandross February 28, 2005

Loft Weasel

Disparaging term for an arts groupie who thinks they're an artist because they sleep with artists/musicians/writers.

Coined by 90's author William F. DeVault.

She thought she could paint like Picasso, but everyone knew she was just a loft weasel.

by E.J. Trelawny January 28, 2007

hair weasel

The wad of hair and pubes that collects in the shower drain. Absolutely should be removed after every shower.

Son of a bitch, do you ever clean your tub? That hair weasel's so big, it looks like a small dog napping in there.

by ChisosClimber February 24, 2009

weasel snuff

1. a delicious snack made with fried weiners and dipping sauce (secret recipe)
2. a silly bitch.

1. let's go make some weasel snuff, that shit is great.
2. hayley is a weasel snuff.

by cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesewizzz December 9, 2008

bloody weasel

A horny crazed sycko who is so addicted to the vagina he even bones at the worst time of the month

look at jack's bloody foreskin that boy is a bloody weasel

by Burt W. Reynolds August 27, 2007

VIN WEASEL

1.)when a male is convinced that his weasel is the essence of perfection and can do no wrong, dominating all
with his tremendous schlong and bears a striking resemblince to vin diesel.

2.)A Weight lifting,Wild and wooly Penis, with the constant desire to be free..
To strike out on it's own and ruin many women's hopes and dreams with promises of many nights of lust,but after only minutes squirting strongly in their eyes.

3.) One's own "Precious" His Penis, A.K.A Weasel or Cock.

Man last night my Vin weasel jumped out of my pants and took off to conquer the hookers down on tacoma ave and make them succumb to its hardcore action figure like man helmet, and then do its bidding !!!!

by squirt donkeys December 29, 2006