Texas Door Knob Warmer

A "Texas door knob warmer" is when a person cuts their pubic hair and sticks the trimmings to a piece of duct tape. The prepared piece of duct tape is then wrapped tightly around the victims door knob thus forcing them to touch the pube ridden knob.

Victim: "Man... Steve gave me a Texas door knob warmer. Its o.k., I made my girlfriend pick it off."

by Castor "Steal-Your-Face" Troy January 14, 2009

Warm Willy

The act of ejaculating in a woman's ear.

"My boyfriend told me he was gonna give me a Warm Willy, I had no clue he was going to pull it out and shoot in my ear!!"

by Flying Spaghetti Monster God October 9, 2008

Warmy

1. Anything that keeps you warm, such as a jacket, a fire, or a blanket.

2. Something that makes you feel warm on the INSIDE, like a fwend!

1. I heard it's going to be 56 degrees today! Better put on my snuggliest warmy.

2. Dale is my best warmy.

by Ultra Warmy November 7, 2009

Indiana nose warmer

eating your lovers pussy 69 style and putting your nose to her asshole and having her fart.

man she gave me the indiana nose warmer last night

by kja66 December 29, 2007

warmen

Badass keyboardist for Children of Bodom

"This man on keyboards is Janne Warmen. And He's going to play some shit for you!"

by Kurtis May 13, 2005

Luke warm

The temperature inside a dead Taunton, good enough for Rebel Scum.

Han Solo cut open a Luke warm Taunton to save a certain Jedi from hypothermia. Good thing he didn't get cold feet.

by ilikeeatingbrains March 21, 2013

warmware

Common computer terms are : Hardware and software which are pretty well understood. Warmware are the PEOPLE who use or operate (often very unsuccessfully) the software running on the hardware. (orig Dr R Muller TBH South Africa)

The biggest computer problems are caused by untrained or careless warmware.

by Cliff Petersen February 25, 2005