Wanker, an insult reserved for one who is rude, lazy and/or an all around bastard. Calling someone a wanker is akin to calling them a tool or a jerk. Originating in the UK.
by WankTarz May 11, 2016
Get the you wankermug. Person 1 : "somebody call an ambulance this limey needs urgent medical assistance apparently he has wankers cramp"
by copy_zero August 6, 2011
Get the Wankers Crampmug. Someone whose personal self esteem is so low they need to:
a) amplify their importance (or lack thereof) by quoting their education after their names when demanding things they deem to be their right.
b) surround themselves with other persons of like ilk (other pretentious wankers) such as members of the insular academia class (see also just-another wanker)
c) confirm what a cunt they are
a) amplify their importance (or lack thereof) by quoting their education after their names when demanding things they deem to be their right.
b) surround themselves with other persons of like ilk (other pretentious wankers) such as members of the insular academia class (see also just-another wanker)
c) confirm what a cunt they are
Letter received by court clerk regarding mediation:
"I was so insulted by the Mediator when she actually confirmed my ex husbands position and stated he had rights, in contradiction to my own confirmed opinion. (signed) E. ByGoomb Bsc Msc VD(with bar)"
Clerk of the court "Bloody hell. Another letter from the pretentious wanker, E. ByGoomb".
"I was so insulted by the Mediator when she actually confirmed my ex husbands position and stated he had rights, in contradiction to my own confirmed opinion. (signed) E. ByGoomb Bsc Msc VD(with bar)"
Clerk of the court "Bloody hell. Another letter from the pretentious wanker, E. ByGoomb".
by Chaucer_had_it_coming February 1, 2010
Get the pretentious wankermug. An opinionated gobshite who posts various derogatory definitions of people from the North of England on the Urban Dictionary website.
by Wyrm July 30, 2007
Get the southern wankermug. by booblover69420 December 2, 2019
Get the Willy Wankermug. When someone has travelled overseas and, upon returning, can speak of nothing else.
They are at their worst when in the company of fellow travel wankers. The conversation quickly deteriorates into an excruciating game of oneupmanship.
They are at their worst when in the company of fellow travel wankers. The conversation quickly deteriorates into an excruciating game of oneupmanship.
Karl: well, when I did that Thailand Contiki tour......
Mitch: Seriously Karl, travelling Contiki can't even be considered real travelling. When I went to Laos....
Jimmy: Fuck, Karl and Mitch have become the biggest travel wankers since they got back.
Mitch: Seriously Karl, travelling Contiki can't even be considered real travelling. When I went to Laos....
Jimmy: Fuck, Karl and Mitch have become the biggest travel wankers since they got back.
by gonzagas September 30, 2009
Get the Travel Wankermug. Have you only just come out of the ride? It's been ages!
I know. There were so many fastrack wankers going in before us.
The queue is really long. We should probably fastrack it.
But we don't want to be fastrack wankers!
I know. There were so many fastrack wankers going in before us.
The queue is really long. We should probably fastrack it.
But we don't want to be fastrack wankers!
by BLNTSVRT October 28, 2011
Get the Fastrack Wankermug.