The act of using morning wood to pound the chick in bed next to you. This chick is typically a wife or girlfriend because if it was a one-night-stand, the chick would be gone already.
One jolly-hard fellow wakes up in the morning and sees his hot-ass women still sleeping. He wakes her up with a few kisses down her neck and whispers: "Hey babe, Let's Wake N Mate."
by Mikey Bartlett October 19, 2010


This is what special ladies receive in the morning. Specifically, it's the intercourse that starts right when they wake up.
by Versatile337 January 11, 2009

by Poppa Raj January 4, 2008

by gravity0 December 16, 2008

The process of smoking majiuana in the morning under one's covers. Thus, the covers create a "hot-box" effect. Upon compeletion of the event, the covers are lifted and the smoke flows out in a way that is similar to smoke coming out of an oven.
by Trebreh Nad February 19, 2009

The term: 'Wake up to yourself' (or 'wake up to ya bloody self'), implies that one should think before acting.
Wake up to yourself and frack off - A phrase used to insist that the listener think about her/his actions before attempting the task at hand whatever it may be, in this case the fracking of gas in Northern Territory, Australia.
by G Morwong April 11, 2018
