william 

a.k.a metalic acid stoner

a complete stoner in every meaning of the word. wakes up high, has lunch stoned, and goes to bed tripping cubes. dog is mans best friend, williams is weed.

a william is very likely to or already has fallen into an acid pit.

dude, a william just fell into an acid pit then jumped out of his pants!!!

william by metalic acid stoner July 5, 2009

William 

A male who always has to be right. No matter what. They usually have bad habits of answering your question with the word "dick". On the Internet they like to be mean using acronyms "stfu" "tf up" "idgaf"
A William is usually smart, but they hate to be proven wrong. Often called Squilliam on purpose, by those who watch spongebob.

Guy 1: Hey guy 2!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: DICK!
Guy 2: What a William...

William by Mark Nutt February 10, 2015

william 

some fat jew who cant spell a word at all and likes to scarf cheese down an a daily basis, he masturbates to men

my friend william jerks of to cats

william by joshua_campjew April 3, 2019

William 

HAS THE SMALLEST DICK IN THE WORLD, HES SO UGLY AND WEIRD, HE HAS A WRINKLY ASSHOLE.

Girl: Uhh daddy
William: ooo can you message my wrinkly asshole for me baby?
*Door slams*

William by XXBUBBAGONRUNYAOVER69XD June 4, 2019

William 

William: a Fucking pussy that gets on everyone's nerves and has bad taste in everything and smells like shit

I hate William with all the blood in my body he's the type of guy u want chop off his penis and make him choke on it so he can shut the fuck up ..... But he does have his funny side ....but he always bring up the fact that yuhr dada slapped out side in front of everyone

Guy1: eww he comes William

Guy2: eww let's run before that nigga comes by us

William by monicalionel November 30, 2011

William 

That really Mexican looking guy with a white name. Auditioned for the best but didn't make the cut. Usually hangs with the lames and the Mexicans who wear all Adidas. Tends to be all confident with his friends but a pussy by himself.

Felisha : Yeah I know William
Tyrone : Wait what is he?
Felisha : Mexican
Tyrone : Oh I thought he was white

William by AllisonRose May 15, 2017

william 

he is very retarded and tall.

william is retarded

william by willi99 October 12, 2018